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One of the best things about short jokes is that it proves that well executed humor doesn't have to be long or complicated in order to be funny. There are plenty of ways to make people laugh using only a handful of words — even if the humor lies in the double meaning and word play, and may not be immediately obvious the first time you hear the joke. Want to up your joke game? Looking to make your friends laugh with a statement that could fill a tweet and still leave you plenty of characters? Check out these hilarious short jokes! A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police.
Two muffins were sitting in an oven. But it did remind me of a joke I heard in college. Two atoms are walking down the street together. Okay, here you go. This is great if you do these real quick from up in front of a crowd of students:. Ha… okay… Alec opened the door to Chuck Norris jokes.
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Here are 60 more lame but clever jokes for you to amuse, or annoy friends with, courtesy of this AskReddit. So there was this slightly introverted high school student who had never asked a girl to a dance. So he musters up the courage and asks one of his friends. She says yes. Now he has to prepare for the dance. The next day, he goes to buy his tickets, and there is a huge line. So he waits, and waits, and waits, then he finally gets the tickets.