Nice is Just a Place in France: How to Win at Basically Everything by The BetchesLOOK, MAYBE YOU’RE A NICE GIRL, but we’re guessing you’re more like us or you probably wouldn’t have picked up this book. Not that we have a problem with girls who are nice people. But being nice is just not the way to get what you want. And this book is about getting what you want. Not in like a finding happiness, giving back to the world, being grateful for what you have sort of way. But in a ruling your world, being the most desired, powerful badass in the room way, so you can come out on top of any situation: guys, career, friends, enemies, whatever.
How does a betch make that happen?
Here are some highlights:
DON’T BE EASY.
DON’T BE POOR.
DON’T BE UGLY.
We didn’t come up with these life lessons. We’re just the ones who wrote it all down. This is not self-help. Self-help is for fat people and divorcées. This is how to deal with your problems when you have no problems. You’re welcome.
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We get it. You run shit. But how do you go from being the boss of your personal life to taking charge of your career? We are dedicated to making you the most successful, betchiest career woman you can be. After all, we only became Betches after we worked like, really hard. You can thank us later.
They call themselves The Betches and they are the voices of our subconscious; they say those things that we might think are just too betchy to say aloud, and they tend to be so spot-on in some of their claims that I'm almost afraid to admit it. Recently, I got sucked into the world of The Betches when I couldn't stop laughing at their perspective views on The Little Mermaid and her misguided life choices. Let's just appreciate the brutal, albeit highly accurate tangent they took on Ariel's flaws:. Although Prince Eric was a total pro, it's really desperate and losery to sell your voice to an evil octopus to get legs [laid]. Now, if you're like me, then this little excerpt is only the beginning for you-- you will now be prompted to look up any other popular sections that appear when searching NiceIsJustAPlaceInFrance, and driving to the nearest and most likely only book store by your house to get your own copy. For those of you who aren't quite caught up on the lingo of a truly seasoned betch, The Betches in their New York Times Best Seller Nice is Just a Place in France, outline what exactly being a "nicegirl" means, and why it isn't always a good thing. But when it comes down to it, being a categorized Nicegirl isn't really conducive to high success.
Read the First Chapter of Nice Is Just a Place in France And we're giving you a free sneak peak because betches love getting shit for free.
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Nice Is Just a Place in France
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