Yo Momma Is So....Jokes! The Worlds Funniest Yo Mama Jokes! by THE CLOWN FACTORYBrought to you by The Clown Factory. This is a collection of the best Yo Momma is so.....jokes in history. Please take some time out of your day to read this book, but try not to cry your eyes out. This collection includes the following:
1.Yo Momma’s so Ugly
2.Yo Momma’s so Fat
3.Yo Momma’s so Skinny
4.Yo Momma’s so Dirty
5.Yo Momma’s Breath Smells so Bad
6.Yo Momma’s so Stupid
7.Yo Momma’s so Old
8.Yo Momma’s so Short
9.Yo Momma’s so Cheap
50 People Share Their Favorite “Your Mama” Jokes
Dec 23, AM. O new. Dec 23, PM. Bridget wrote: "Your mama so fat the last time she saw was on the scale" that one was mine. Bridget wrote: "Your mama so fat that even Dora can explore her" funny. Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so dumb, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet! Yo momma so dumb she bought a solar-powered flashlight.
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Just see exhibit A, this groaner of an MVC joke. Here they are:. Your momma's so fat it took three days to download her picture on an OC Your momma's looked into a carrier-grade singlemode fiber emitter. She's so stupid she looked again with her remaining eye. Your momma's so stupid she thinks CAT-5 is that crazy old lady that lives upstairs. Your momma's so lazy she offshores breastfeeding you to India.
PP : Yo Momma's so old your birth certificate says Expired. Yo Momma's so old that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo Momma's so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade. Yo Momma waited on table at the Last Supper. GK : Yo Momma's so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train. When Yo Momma was born the doctor slapped her parents.