Quote by Matt Groening: “To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... ...”
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
To Beer! The Cause of, and Solution to, All Life’s Problems!
When Prohibition hits the town of Springfield , Homer goes into the booze making business with Bart 's help. The town of Springfield celebrates Saint Patrick's Day by drinking a large amount of beer. At the parade, Bart buys a plastic novelty horn. When a Duff Beer float sprays free beer, most of it goes into Bart's horn, making him drunk. A group of women complain to the mayor that they should ban all brands of alcohol. The keeper of the town laws goes over some old texts and discovers that a Prohibition law has been around for years, but has never been enforced.
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Beer is consumed in mass quantities throughout the world. In fact, many in Russia consider beer a soft drink. Those who drink beer or wine often mistakenly believe this means they do not have a drinking problem or are not alcoholics. The truth is, drinking beer or wine in excess or for the wrong reasons is just as problematic as drinking anything else. There are many problems related to excessive drinking. In essence, anyone who consistently drinks to escape the reality of his or her life is a problem drinker. Likewise, anyone whose drinking is negatively affecting any area of life may be considered a problem drinker.