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47 Best Yo Mama Jokes Ever
Published in Viral on 28 th May, Looking for some funny your mama jokes that are guaranteed to crack your friends up? Some might see them as insulting, cheap and overused, but according to a study conducted in , by the Medical University of Vienna, the fact that you like reading about and telling dark, rude, and extremely offensive jokes might just mean you're intelligent, not rude or childish, like some will try to tell you. As long as you use them the way they're meant- as jokes, they shouldn't be seen as offensive. Just make sure you don't hurt anyone's feelings, because the line between being funny and a jerk can be really thin. Today's list includes some of the funniest yo mama jokes. No matter if you're looking for fat, stupid, poor, hairy, old or ugly yo mama jokes, you can find all of them here.
Yo mama so fat her clothes come in three different sizes large, extra large, and oh my god its coming! Yo mama's so ugly when I took her to the zoo they said, "Thanks for bringing' her back! Yo mama's is so ugly that she entered in the ugly contest they said, "no professionals". Yo mama's so fat she has more rolls then the towns bakery yo mama's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street. Yo mama's is so fat that when god said," Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ass out the way first! Yo mama's so fat she tripped over wal-mart, stumbled over k-mart, and landed on target. Yo mama's so ugly your dad takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye Yo mama's so dumb she brought lipstick to a make-up test Yo mama's so poor when I asked her why she was kickin that tin can across the street she said she was moving Yo mama's so old when I told her to act her age, she died Yo mama's so fat that when we went out to the restaurant she looked at the menu and said sounds good Yo mama's so fat, she put on a Malcolm X T-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo" Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo mama so fat were in her right now Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions! Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay! Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo momma so dumb, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet! Yo momma so dumb she bought a solar-powered flashlight. Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through. Yo momma so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her ten YEARS to live! April 5, Yo momma so dumb she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes. Yo momma so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.