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The 14 Funniest Military Jokes Ever – Updated in 2019
The Marines kick ass so hard it I'll stop The Army spent millions of dollars developing a pen that could write in space. The Marines just used a pencil. Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat.
With all the dumb stuff that's going on in the world today, it's a damn good thing that the military never loses its sense of humor. In fact, we're constantly busy coming up with new and hilarious ways to bash on rival branches in good fun. So, get ready for a few jokes that we're confident you're going to repeat later Two Marines are walking down the street when one of them spots a dog licking himself. One Marine says to the other, "man, I wish I could do that. The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy, and Marines bicker among themselves is because they don't speak the same language.
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The funny military jokes and on this list are for soldiers and civilians alike. Although if you get captured, some of these hilarious military jokes might be your ticket home. The United States Military is a collection of brave men and women from diverse backgrounds and lifestyles. A seasoned veteran. What's the Main Mission of the Marines?
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