I Have a Bad Feeling about This by Jeff StrandWilderness Survival Tip #1
Drinking your own sweat will not save your life. Somebody might have told you that, but they were trying to find out if youd really do it.
Henry Lambert would rather play video games than spend time in the great outdoors--but that doesnt make him a wuss. Skinny nerd? Fine. But wuss is a little harsh. Sadly, his dad doesnt agree. Which is why Henry is being shipped off to Strongwoods Survival Camp.
Strongwoods isnt exactly as advertised. It looks like the victim of a zombie apocalypse, the camp director is a psycho drill sergeant, and Henrys sure he saw a sign written in blood...
Wilderness Survival Tip #2
In case of an avalanche, dont despair. Youre doomed, but thats a wicked cool death.
Wilderness Survival Tip #3
If youre relying on this book for actual survival tips, youre dead already.
Praise for Jeff Strands A Bad Day For Voodoo:
A delightfully ludicrous read.--School Library Journal
Just the thing for teen wiseacres.--Booklist
[A] free-wheeling dark comedy that starts off running and doesnt stop until all plausibility is exhausted. Sam Raimi fans should eat it up.--Publishers Weekly
I Have a Bad Feeling About This, Part II (Alternate Ending)
How many times has someone said 'I've got have a bad feeling about this' in Star Wars
Players must outwit and outlast their rivals as they play from their hand and draw from the deck. The hilarity is in the cards themselves, whether it's playful perils, comical consequences, or galactic gags. Use an Escape! Use other action cards such as Carbon Freeze! The last player left in the game wins.
They all do it: corporations, regimes, authorities. They all have the same…. He was the prototypical strong man softened by tactical reforms, blissfully ignorant…. Director-General of the National Archives of…. Speaking to a business audience in London, our work experience Treasurer Josh Frydenberg informed them that achieving a surplus was his primary goal regardless of what is happening in the economy.
Goodreads helps you keep track of books you want to read. Want to Read saving…. Want to Read Currently Reading Read. Other editions. Enlarge cover. Error rating book. Refresh and try again.