Me Talk Pretty One Day by David SedarisDavid Sedaris move to Paris from New York inspired these hilarious pieces, including the title essay, about his attempts to learn French from a sadistic teacher who declares that every day spent with you is like having a caesarean section. His family is another inspiration. You Cant Kill the Rooster is a portrait of his brother, who talks incessant hip-hop slang to his bewildered father. And no one hones a finer fury in response to such modern annoyances as restaurant meals presented in ludicrous towers of food and cashiers with six-inch fingernails.
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His quick quips can take a second or two to work out, but once you've figured out their duplicitous simplicity, you're sure to have a smile on your face. I'm a very proud Canadian who is very proud of the educational system in Canadia…. At school the other kids used to push me around and call me lazy; I loved that wheelchair. I went to the garden center today and bought a Christmas Tree. How do I know? So I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
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The episode opens with Callie and Arizona packing to go to Africa. Mark admits that he would like their waffle iron and Arizona points out to Callie that they won't need it in Malawi. She hands Mark the iron and a cafetiere. Mark agrees to leave the cafetiere. At the hospital, Mark and Lexie visit their patient Christy, who has arrived for a gluteoplasty - an implant in her bottom. Christy admits that she is excited about getting "junk in this trunk" and Mark shows her a simulation of what her bottom will look like after the surgery.