America Again: Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Werent by Stephen ColbertBook nation, in the history of mankind there has never been a greater country than America. You could say were the #1 nation at being the best at greatness.
But as perfect as America is in every single way, America is broken! And we cant exchange it because were 236 years past the 30-day return window. Look around--we dont make anything anymore, weve mortgaged our future to China, and the Apologist-in-Chief goes on world tours just to bow before foreign leaders. Worse, the L.A. Four Seasons Hotel doesnt even have a dedicated phone button for the Spa. You have to dial an extension! Where did we lose our way?!
Its high time we restored America to the greatness it never lost!
Luckily, AMERICA AGAIN will singlebookedly pull this country back from the brink. It features everything from chapters, to page numbers, to fonts. Covering subjects ranging from healthcare (I shudder to think where wed be without the wide variety of prescription drugs to treat our maladies, such as think-shuddering) to the economy (Life is giving us lemons, and were shipping them to the Chinese to make our lemon-flavored leadonade) to food (Feel free to deep fry this book—its a rich source of fiber), Stephen gives America the dose of truth it needs to get back on track.
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There is a certain creative risk involved in producing a book companion to a TV show. The possible reward—a bestseller—is well worth the risk with a successful franchise like The Colbert Report. Just writing a book in itself is part of the joke. Fans of the show are guaranteed to make America a bestseller. And they are likely to get enough laughs out of it, with the added value of several pages of 3-D photos. The ego is worn firmly on the sleeve, every bit of misinformation delivered earnestly even as it is cleverly disproven in the punchline. The book still falls short of watching an episode of the show, but that is as much a credit to Colbert as a performer as it is a drawback of the print format.
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I believe it was Tolstoy who once said, "First Stephen Colbert wrote a book. Then he wrote a second book. Now a third? Is there any number of books Stephen Colbert can't write? Yes, the seemingly indefatigable Stephen Colbert has done the unthinkable: he has written a third book in advance of the election and holiday shopping season.